THE FAT MERMAID

YOUR ESCAPE FROM REALITY

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BEDFORDVIEW

Welcome to The Fat Mermaid

Simple, beautiful, and unmistakably Greek-inspired

Poolside at The Fat Mermaid

Where Joburg slows down

The Fat Mermaid brings together whitewashed textures, deep Aegean blues, and warm hospitality - creating a relaxed coastal restaurant experience in Bedfordview.

"Beautiful setting, generous food, and genuinely warm service - every visit feels like a mini island holiday."

– Regular guest

Poolside Days

Sun, water, music, and cocktails in a calm Mediterranean setting.

The Fat Mermaid Restaurant

Inspired by authentic Mediterranean passion for flavour, served with a modern twist.

Little Mykonos

Whitewashed suites with private balconies for an easy overnight escape.

Frequently Asked Questions

Everything you need to know about The Fat Mermaid

The Fat Mermaid stands out due to its poolside setting, allowing guests to enjoy cocktails and sunset celebrations. The venue's ambiance is enhanced by string lights, blue umbrellas, and a hanging plant, creating a festive atmosphere. This makes it an attractive option for various events including year-end functions, birthday parties, and corporate events, providing a unique "escape from reality" experience.

Yes! We offer event venue hire for various celebrations and can accommodate sizable groups. Whether it's corporate events, year-end functions, birthday parties, or other special occasions, we can cater to your needs. For more detailed information on capacity and custom arrangements, contact us directly at 010 023 3990 or 083 608 7774.

While walk-ins are welcome, we recommend making a reservation to ensure your table is ready, especially on weekends and during our popular cocktail hours. You can book through our website's reservation form, call us directly, or send a WhatsApp message. For larger groups or special events, advance booking is essential.

Our Little Mykonos accommodation offers both Standard and Family rooms. Standard rooms are perfect for couples or solo travelers at R1400 per night, while Family rooms at R1600 per night include a fully equipped kitchen and are ideal for longer stays. All rooms include breakfast at our restaurant and access to our on-site spa and pool facilities.

What Our Guests Say

Real reviews from our happy visitors


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A quiet corner of Bedfordview with a Greek island spirit

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Join us at The Fat Mermaid for Mediterranean dining, poolside afternoons, and Mykonos-inspired stays.